You can't make a ho a housewife.
...but luckily you CAN make just about anything into a Ho!
Just ask any of the sexy nurses, nuns, bumblebees, kittens, cops, and maids you stumble upon this Halloween. Just about any profession, animal, or inanimate object can be easily transformed into a costume that would make a hooker blush.
We've already discussed the importance of dressing slutty for your self esteem in yesterday's post,"Dressing Like a Trick Will Teach People How to Treat You!"
Today's blog will teach you the value of a imaginative costume choice. As we all know, Halloween is the night when most guys are out looking for that special, "slut one." You have to stand out from masses of sexy school girls with a one of a kind style if you really want to catch his eye!
You can be CREATIVE and SLUTTY!
Take any one of these UNIQUE ideas...
Simply add fishnets, 4-inch heels, a push up bra, and let's be honest here... Spanx. (Apparently someone can't keep their chubby little hands out of the Halloween candy.)
SEXY BURN VICTIM
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| "Oops, my clothes burned off...and my skin!" |
SEXY GORTON'S FISHERMAN
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| "I'll batter your fish stick!" |
SEXY VIETNAM VET
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| "What's hotter and wetter than the jungles of Vietnam? Just my Post Traumatic Stress Disorder and my half leg!" |
With Costumes this SEXY and ONE OF A KIND, you can hold your head high when you are doing the walk of shame on the morning of November 1st!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!
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