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Sunday, October 24, 2010

Bewitching Decorating Tips!

The most spooktacular day of the year is but a week away! If you haven't already, now is the time to decorate for Halloween! Whether you're expecting trick or treaters, party guests, or in your case, just another pizza delivery man, a few spooky decorations can transform your home into a haunted house of Halloween horrors!  Check out these inspiring decorating tips guaranteed to scare the pants off of any ghoul or goblin who dares to enter!

When decorating, I recommend spiderwebs, skeletons, creepy cloth, and of course birds to set a frightful mood. For an even more terrifying scare, put out traumatizing pictures of your ex, those ghastly journals, and your eerily large collection of self help books. No one will feel at ease!

When carving pumpkins, try to fight the urge to do a little cutting on yourself!
Looks like someone is still haunted by all the relationships murdered here!
Keep on waiting for Mr. Right! You've got plenty of time!



With decorations this delightfully frightful, maybe your guests will be scared off by something other than your personality for a change! 

Happy Halloween!!!

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