The Royal Wedding is but a few hours away and understandably I'm freaking out! Most guys don't understand what the fuss is, let me put it to you this way...
This is the Superbowl for women!
(only BETTER because it's once in a lifetime and the participants aren't rapists!)
We've got our own Superbowl ring!!
We've got violence!!
If the bouquet gets fumbled, I swear I'm gonna punch a hole in the freakin' wall!
AND
We've got tailgating!!
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| Royal Wedding Celebration in Downtown Detroit |
It's time to party...ROYAL STYLE!!!!!
The main thing to remember with a Royal Wedding Viewing Party is CLASS, CLASS, CLASS!!!!
I'm gonna suck Beans on Toast through a helmet!
BYOC (Bring your own crumpets)
Have your guests bring something to the party. It takes some of the stress off of you. I always tell my guests: "Gas, grass or ass, no one rides for free!"
Join me next time for exclusive coverage of MY top secret Royal Wedding Viewing Party!!!
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