Costumes That Make You Look Like a TRICK, Teach People How to TREAT You!

No one cares about your standards, Tator Tot. Now bend over and show the camera that you like it RUFF!

A Halloween Costume says a lot about the person wearing it! You want to be careful to send the right message!

There's no better way to tell the world...

"Hey everybody look at me...I'm not insecure, I'm an independent and intelligent woman who got plenty of attention from her Dad, "

...than by dressing like a huge whore!!

Imagine how many people will be admiring your sensitivity and theories on politics when you're dancing on the bar in your slutty cop outfit.

Who will have better ideas on fixing the health care system than that gaggle of slutty nurses in the corner doing jello shots? 

How many times has this sentence been uttered? "Hey bro, check out the skank-a-licious school girl over there? She sure has high self esteem! I want her to meet my Mom!" 

Whatever costume you choose just make sure it make sure it shows a lot of cleavage, a lot of leg, and just the right amount of self hatred!!

 Follow these tips and trust me, every guy is going to want to respect the $*%# out of you!