Live the life you deserve... a crappy one!
With this blog, you'll learn to increase your negative feelings, decrease your self worth, die alone, and more! "I'm Just Not That Into Me" will teach you how to be the absolute best...at being depressed!

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Do You Hate Yourself? Well You Should!

Welcome to "I'm Not That Into Me." Your one stop shop for becoming your personal worst!
Here you will find your daily dose of beauty tips, relationship advice, self discovery, and life lessons to keep you feeling full of self pity and personal anguish.

Let self sabotage guru Missy Baker give you the essential tools for learning to loathe yourself.

Such as how to:
  • Hold on tightly to destructive patterns.
  • Live the life you deserve... a crappy one.
  • Increase your negative feelings and decrease your self worth.
  • Have fewer friends and sabotage your relationships.
  • Become less productive with procrastination.
  • Discover why you'll never be loved.
  • And MORE!!
 So put on your bathing suit that you look too fat in, because soon you will be sunbathing in your own personal hell!

"I'm Not That Into Me" will teach you how to be the absolute best...at being depressed!
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2 comments:

  1. UnknownOctober 28, 2010 at 2:24 PM

    I love you blog!! I look forward to it everyday! You are hilrious!

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  2. DANSNovember 9, 2010 at 7:03 PM

    Love it! You should write a book. If you need examples I can send example photos of self destruction and worthlessness if you would like. Either way I like it!

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