Sexiest Man Alive!

Ryan Reynolds is this year's "Sexiest Man Alive." 

No argument there. He's hot, really hot. (If you're into that whole perfect looking man thing, or whatever.)

But, let's face it, unless you're Scarlett Johansson, you ain't gonna get none!  

Lower those standards and start appreciating what you have at home! 

Take for example the stud muffin I'm lucky enough to crawl into bed with every night...

The Sexiest Bear Alive, "Bear"

Whether sailing or snuggling, Bear is a sexy beast!!!

Much like George Clooney, 30-year-old Bear just keeps getting sexier with age.  

Sure, he doesn't have chiseled abs, but you know what that means... less time at the gym, more time spooning and wiping away your tears with his half paw.

Bear is the strong silent type who will let you ramble on about your problems for hours without a word of complaint. This hunky brunette is a great listener, but he's also very much a man of mystery.  The one thing Bear treasures is his privacy. He insists on keeping a low profile. In fact, he's so adorably humble that he declined the interview for this article. Classic Bear!

I'm sure you have noticed his smoldering good looks. (Bear was severely burned in a camp fire accident in the early 1980's.) Talk about sexy... Bear is an absolute ANIMAL in the bedroom!  He's almost always in the nude, and loves nothing more then playing in the sheets all day! But that's not all, this sassy sex-pot is can't get enough adventure...in or out of the bedroom!

Bear is the perfect man. He's sweet, sexy, and knows exactly what a woman wants. 

There's only one problem... he's taken. (Sorry Ladies!) Since he was a cub, Bear's been in a committed relationship with his one true love, Missy Baker. The happy couple currently resides in Manhattan's Upper East Side.

"I love him so much, I could spend all day gazing into where his eyes used to be," Missy gushes.

Bear isn't just a sexy piece of man meat. He's a talented star on the rise! He's coming out with his own clothing line called "Stuffing Optional," and his new hit single "Bear-ly Legal" is climbing the charts. 

Watch out Brad, Leo, and Johnny... You've got some seriously sexy competition!