I had such high hopes for 2010. I pictured myself flying around in my Delorean, with my robot best friend by my side, eating tons of Dippin' Dots and ruling the world!
Little did I know when the future actually came I'd be sitting in my dark and tiny living room/bedroom/kitchen screaming obscenities at a stupid dumb good for nothing a-hole laptop.
I hate technology so much! How am I supposed to see all the parties I'm not invited to on Facebook, compare my sucky life to all my successful friends, and stalk my ex-boyfriends without a working computer?
I can't even post my blog half of the time because of this thing's stupid dumb dumbness. (I have much to tell you all about how fml-y I feel about life too...dang you technology!!)
Ugh, if I wasn't so afraid of birds, I would just train a pigeon to spread my messages. Too bad they are ruled by Satan, much like this computer.
You are stupid technology. What have you ever done for me?
Whatever, I don't need you, I'm just gonna go watch some cable, microwave some popcorn, talk on my cell phone, and not contract Polio for a while.
Tweet me when you've changed your ways.
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